Right at this very moment I am sitting at our kitchen table diligently writing shower thank you notes while my devilishly handsome hubby prepares a mexi-fab dinner in the kitchen.
That's odd...my shirt feels wet.
Touch, touch. Feel, feel.
HOLY CRAP MY RIGHT BOOB JUST LEAKED SOMETHING. I am going to vomit all over myself in about thirty seconds. Did I not just write about boob leakage in today's HDBD post? And you already know how disgusting I think boobs are. Sick-ah-ning.
I am now going to shower and wrap myself in absorbent gauze.
2 comments:
Okay, THIS is now my favorite post ever. I am currently sitting in a public computer lab, trying desperately to hold in my laughter. So, so funny!
BTW, that IS disgusting! But all worth it for the WIP :)
lol oh my god kristi..he he i cant stop laughing! i mean i laugh every day at something you say but this takes the cake..love it and trust me wip will benifit. just try and not think about it...
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