Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Dear WIP...

Mommy is in a very important 4 hour meeting right now and actually needs to pay attention, which is very difficult when you are doing the macarena on my ribcage. And it's really hard to stay on track with topic changes when I'm leaving the room every 5 minutes to whiz.

If you will just settle down for a few more hours I promise you can party all night in my belly. I will play fun hip-hop music when we get in the car and you can dance all the way home. I will even stop at McDonald's and treat you to a Shamrock Shake.


P.S. These same tactics will still apply when you are older. Mommy will always try to bribe you with treats. I hope it works until you are 18.

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