Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Oh. My. God.

Right at this very moment I am sitting at our kitchen table diligently writing shower thank you notes while my devilishly handsome hubby prepares a mexi-fab dinner in the kitchen.

That's shirt feels wet.

Touch, touch. Feel, feel.

HOLY CRAP MY RIGHT BOOB JUST LEAKED SOMETHING. I am going to vomit all over myself in about thirty seconds. Did I not just write about boob leakage in today's HDBD post? And you already know how disgusting I think boobs are. Sick-ah-ning.

I am now going to shower and wrap myself in absorbent gauze.


Jamie said...

Okay, THIS is now my favorite post ever. I am currently sitting in a public computer lab, trying desperately to hold in my laughter. So, so funny!

BTW, that IS disgusting! But all worth it for the WIP :)

christa said...

lol oh my god kristi..he he i cant stop laughing! i mean i laugh every day at something you say but this takes the it and trust me wip will benifit. just try and not think about it...