Meh. Today was Day 2 of Bootcamp. Katie (
also known as "world's most evil trainer") made us partake in a loverly little obstacle course with a dash of circuit training thrown in.
Here's what I've learned so far:
- Running up and down steps sucks a great deal of ass.
- You use your hamstrings for ev-ah-ree-thang. I know this because I can FEEL them. Even when I don't move.
- My triceps? Weak as a kitten.
- 5:30 a.m. isn't so bad. Like, on a scale of 1 to Hiroshima, it's like a 5.2.
And let's just be clear on one thing, shall we? I do not desire an early morning chitty chat on our mile run warmup with the cheerfully disgusting and skinny LAWYER with perfect hair, booty and adorably matching Puma workout gear. I don't want to hear about your OPTHAMOLOGIST boyfriend or his perfect life/hair/ass/car, either. I just want to run, hating you all the while for motivation to keep going. Mmmmmkay?
4 comments:
Hahaha. What happened to Mr. Whats-his-face? Dave, right? You know, the trainer guy who started it all... He chickened out, eh?
And yes, one should never talk when one runs, ESPECIALLY at 5:30 am. It's the cardinal rule of running. They probably didn't cover that in Law School. You might have to tell her.
Additionally, you have a mile-run WARMUP??? Mile-runs are a complete workout package! What is this place??? Hahaha. Seriously, so proud of you. Sounds hard. Like at LEAST a 6.5. I think you were too generous.
Kudos. I'da never done it, not even for free.
It's confirmed. I would have DIED. Like, right there - on the spot. Seriously. I give you major props.
However. The fit of my jeans tells me the risk of death would be worth it.
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