Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Hypothetically Speaking...

If you were in a high-level meeting with your new boss in the middle of a very in-depth conversation and she whipped out her lotion bottle and started to lube up her legs without so much as skipping a beat what would you do?

Would you just look at her, blankly, as if to say, "Really? You're doing that now? Here?" And would you feel sort of like you were on the set of some sick office porno?

Cause that's what I did would do in this situation.

3 comments:

Kelli said...

Hahahaha. Good for you! LOL. That is so weird. What did she say?

JenJen said...

Compelled to post a comment.
Ask to borrow some?

Jackie D. said...

ha, ha - just have to comment that I think this offender is also a veggie eating fool - meaning also in a high level meeting with 6 or more folks, a very large container (we are talking party pak, people) of carrot & celery sticks appeared and there was no hesitation when busting open that container to help herself to some veggies crunchies. Just so you know chewing carrots & celery is loud, no matter how softly you try and chew :)