Friday, April 24, 2009

What Up?

Hey, peeps. Alex here. Mom's taking a nap so I thought I would confiscate Dad's computer (Stewie-style) and rock out a blog post. Mom's been hogging it for 9 months so I jumped at the chance to update you on life on the outside from my POV.

It's pretty cool here. I mean, there's a constant supply of hugs and kisses - people are ALWAYS holding and lovin' on me. I pretend to sleep a lot so they will continue to flatter me with compliments. Mommy says I get that from Daddy.

I've decided to forgive Mom and Dad for "sharpening my pencil" (as Grandpa Greg says). My junk is almost back to normal, which is nice...and Dad keeps telling me that some day, the chicks will dig it. Not sure what that means, but Dad hasn't lied to me yet. Oh, and that crusty thing on my belly is gross, but Mom is hopeful it will fall off soon.

I really wish Mom would stop shoving her boobs in my face, as I'm really not a fan. I've got the screaming and shaking thing down to a science, so she usually just gives in and bottles up the goods for me. I much prefer that.

I got my first bath tonight. Mommy wants to post those pictures tomorrow, so I will spare you the details. Let's just say that I'm probably not going to be a happy camper at my Baptism.

Well, it's about time for me to drop another load and zonk out for a few hours. Wanna know a secret? When I got out of the tub tonight, Dad cuddled me naked on the towel for a while and I TOTALLY deuced on him! It was the COOLEST, ever! Virtual high five!

I will leave you with this picture to show off how totally rockin' I am. Aunt Kelli got me these and I think I'm pretty pimpin'. Maybe this is what Daddy meant when he was telling me about the ladies lovin' me someday...

7 comments:

Kelli said...

Dear Alex. Love you the most.

Miss. Pretty said...

hahahahaha "sharpening my pencil"! He's TOO cute

Jamie said...

Well, it's so nice to hear from you Alex! And I must say ... you definitely get your writing skills from your mommy :) I'm sorry you had to have your pencil sharpened. Ouchy. I can't wait to meet you!

The Monfort 3 said...

This post rocks!!! Congrats to all of you on such a awesome family!!

Brooke said...

Hilarious post, Kristi! We can totally relate to all that you wrote about even the "deuce on daddy" part. Aren't little boys the best??

Alex is adorable! Keep enjoying that precious little bundle:)

Baby Momma Andrea said...

You are hysterical. He's such a little stud, and has changed so much already.

amy said...

LMAO... too funny!