Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Holy $^&*!!!!

Um...I'm blogging from a hospital bed. With an IV in my arm. And a fresh catheter just removed from my girlie parts. (More tests.)

Yep. Water for sure broke at 7 tonight. Thought I simply peed my pants, but boy was I wrong. More detailed post to come about that little experience later. Seriously, it's the weirdest...and still trickling out. Ew. Ew. Ew. Probably grosser than breastfeeding, though I cannot yet confirm this fact.

Dilated only a fingertip, so I have a ways to go. And it's super duper hard to type with this damn IV in my hand.

Everything hurts. Everything sucks. Not really. I have yet to actually feel a contraction, though the monitor says I'm having them. I just have a flair for the dramatic.

If any of my readers are worried that your children are having unprotected sex, feel free to send them my way. I can convince them otherwise.

Stay tuned...this kid's coming!

10 comments:

dave said...

Now That's loyalty to your blog fans right there! Updating the blog mid iv and contractions (even if you can't feel them yet...) We should all nominate you for a Pulitzer for this one.

inkOBSESSIONdesigns said...

Good luck! Hopefully the baby will be here soon and labor will be quick and easy! :)

allison said...

who blogs DURING labor???
pro attitude kt, i like it!
i mean.. kvw.

Windy City Lindsay said...

Well...it's been 12 hours since the post! We're all pulling for you! I hope labor is/was quick and as painless as possible! Can't wait to see little WIPpy! Love you!

Aliya said...

AHH!! How exciting!

Judy said...

OMG! Congrats!!! I love that you're blogging from the hospital!

christa said...

omg way early ..aj is ready to come wahooooo! im so excited andvery happy for you and joe! hope it all goes well and cant wait to hear about it! good luck!

Bubblesworth said...

Woo hoo! Congratulations and hang onto your hat!

Miss. Pretty said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY! It's been a while since you posted, so I hope things are still going *smoothly*! Praying for you, hubs and baby WIP :)

Our really empty nest said...

Damn, I miss a day and look what happens!! I am thinking you are mommy by now, cant wait to hear the gorry, I mean the wonderful details! So much for your me week, Hope labor was quick and relatively painless, yeah right, Sue