Tuesday, March 30, 2010

TRAGIC.

NOTE: PORTIONS OF THIS POST WILL BE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AND THROWING A MAY-JAH TANTRUM.

'GLEE' IS HOLDING OPEN AUDITIONS FOR SMALL ROLES TO BE FILLED THIS SEASON.

THE AGE RANGE IS 16-26.

I AM EFFING TWENTY EFFING SEVEN.

EFF. EFF. EFF.

Does it help that I LOOK twenty six? Honestly, I could probably even pull off 16.

And for those that don't know me IRL, I really can sing. Truly. I auditioned for American Idol's fourth season and the judge told me to take my voice to Broadway and win a Tony. Not bragging, just the honest to goodness truth. I just never had the balls to pack my shizz up and move to NYC. Scary!

But 'Glee'...oooohhhhh, to be on 'Glee'. What a DREAM!

To bad I'm too stinkin' old to do it.

4 comments:

Lacey said...

Don't you love how, suddenly, 27 is too old for things? Since when was being in your 20s old? I spit on those rules for you Kristi!

christa said...

dang it! i just sent the link to karen too! damn! you two would be on it, i finally got her to see glee and she is beyond obsessed! we both knew she would be, and ps she moves back july 1 she will be visiting me in boston from 7-1 to 7-11..just a heads up she is looking for work to so if you know of anything she would appreciate it!

KimnSteve said...

I didn't know you auditioned for American Idol! Good for you! and what a compliment! Just wanted you to know I feel your pain in your last two posts. We applied for Amazing Race 17, but haven't received a call yet (sigh) and I also DREAM of hair like that. Alas, I'm sporting the mom-pony today, too.

Emily said...

OMG, Kristi, you and I are SO in the same boat on this one. Not to mention the fact that they were supposed to start the casting call in February...WHILE I WAS STILL 26!!! I think you and I could both pull off 16. I thought about submitting a video anyway, and then at the end being like "Oh, and btw, I'm 27, but if you didn't know that already, it shouldn't matter" :)