April Fool's Fail.

Well, I had all sorts of hilarious plans to freak you all Joe out by uploading a new blog banner with the "3" violently crossed out and a big "4" written over it instead.

You know, because it's April Fool's Day and that would be funny.

Except that when I actually think about being pregnant again I go into anaphylactic shock and quiver on the floor in the fetal position until someone rescues me with an epi pen of reality.

Thus, Google's "Topeka" shenanigans will have to do it for you today.