While driving home from work last night, 9 out of 10 drivers on I-75 were being total douches.
Cue Joe: "I wish we had a sweet police light for Tessa." (a.k.a. my vehicula. Yes, I name inanimate objects. Yes, it's weird.)
Me: "Um. Ok. Why?"
Joe: "Cause then I could drive around town all day giving people 'stupidity tickets.'"
3 comments:
I wish I were a cop
JUST so my husband wouldn't get so many dang tickets!!
He has 4 tickets out right now!!
While I like Tessa as a name for your car, nothing will top Tyrone. :)
I'm babysitting for a 4 month old this evening (because I'm basically the coolest friend, ever)and he's thrown up on me three times. How on earth do mommies survive that smell? And why do i feel the need to go to bed at 8:45pm because I know he's going to wake up at least once in the night? How do you do it?
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