Thursday, February 18, 2010

Stupidity Police.

While driving home from work last night, 9 out of 10 drivers on I-75 were being total douches.

Cue Joe: "I wish we had a sweet police light for Tessa." (a.k.a. my vehicula. Yes, I name inanimate objects. Yes, it's weird.)

Me: "Um. Ok. Why?"

Joe: "Cause then I could drive around town all day giving people 'stupidity tickets.'"


Shanni ♥ said...

I wish I were a cop

JUST so my husband wouldn't get so many dang tickets!!

He has 4 tickets out right now!!

Andrea said...

While I like Tessa as a name for your car, nothing will top Tyrone. :)

Kids, Canines, and Chaos said...

I'm babysitting for a 4 month old this evening (because I'm basically the coolest friend, ever)and he's thrown up on me three times. How on earth do mommies survive that smell? And why do i feel the need to go to bed at 8:45pm because I know he's going to wake up at least once in the night? How do you do it?