14 weeks!

bV is the size of a lemon!  
At week 14, bV is 3.4 inches and 1.5 ounces, he's almost doubled in weight since last week and keeps on growing.

bV at 14 weeks:
-  He's probably sucking his thumb and wiggling his toes in there!
- His kidneys are making urine, and his liver and spleen are doing their jobs, too.
- And he's growing lanugo, a thin, peach-fuzz-like hair, all over his body -- it will help him keep warm!

So bV is peeing on me, which is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. In non-urination related news, every evening is still pretty much a vomit fest up in here, which is NOT fine. People continue to tell me lies that 14 weeks will be the "magical" week and I will finally start to feel better but I'm having none of it. Basically, bV is going to be grounded legitimately from the moment he escapes my womb for being such a jerk to me in his early days of life. Not cool, bV. Not cool.

In other-people-are-pregnant news, today is the magical day that my dear friend Lindsay finds out if her twins are boys, girls or a BOGO of each. I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT WITH THE WAITING. Mostly because I want to buy them this:

via etsy