Things I do that are totally, admittedly bizarro.

1. When using any restroom that is not in my own home, I never take the first wraparound piece of toilet paper. I always unwind it at least 1 time fully around, toss that piece in the loo and use the next piece.
2. I always hold my breath while walking down the basement steps in my childhood home. Not up, just down. My parents should probably move out before I suffocate on a random visit.
3. Unless others are needed for dress-up reasons, I always wear anklet socks. White.
4. I log into online banking at least 3 times a day, because I am certain someone is going to hack my account. So far, so good.
5. I eat my ice cream and yogurt with Alex's baby spoons because it lasts longer.