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Dearest Kristi,

Thanks so much for the direct deposit today. It's been quite awhile (3 months!) since I've experienced a "deposit" instead of "withdrawal," and I assure you it was a nice change of pace.

I'm assuming since you're officially back in action I can begin to see some of my old friends tromping through my ledger lines. You know - Target, Marshalls, MAC, The Limited, Old Navy, Ebay, Amazon...just to name a few.

Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a note and let you know it's good to have you back.

Cheers,
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